I haven’t watched American Idol yet….I HAVE consumed ALL the wine…….
and no one to underpants dance with.
This night, everybody and everything sucks. And I haz the sad.
Except the wine. The wine doesn’t suck. And I’m dancing in my underpants……dancing through the sad.
I may even touch myself inappropriately while I pout to round out my evening.
No, really, I’m fine.
I’ll be over here sucking the remains of my vodka off the ice in my glass, telling myself how pretty I am and trying to sweet talk myself into bed……even thought I know I will be thinking of someone else when I’m with me……I won’t say no……
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rossrants said:
THE Voice is better, no seriously bad people on it ever
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criticalpax said:
LET’S FINISH SOME VODKA
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themarke said:
I would have joined you but I have no underpants to dance.
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pvaras said:
You’re so cute.
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uglystick said:
Working 3 of 4 overnights.. :( What kind of GS cookies do you have?
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