SNARK Bullets…..cause we all love bullets….
- I might possibly be the worst chaperon EVER……..It’s kinda like the fox guarding the hen house, I started out strong and then fell down on the job……Sorry, Renee
- Fresh made hummus is actually delicious, unlike the nasty paste you buy pre-made
- Sip Sak was a wonderful restaurant but I still giggle at the name….Sip Sak….cause I’m 12 and immature
- Everybody loves you when you have Wet Wipes after they just ate Drunk Gummy Bears
- I “lean” when a lovely man, with a wonderful accent, quotes Robert Frost into my ear (note to self….remember the last line of The Road Not Taken)
- I may or may not have met Biz Stone, and DID NOT KNOW who he was
- I got lost leaving Snafu and ended up at Grand Central Station, the opposite direction of my hotel, which was surrounded by every cop car and ambulance in NYC, and overheard the words “Bomb Scare.” I grabbed a cab after that
- My blisters have blisters because NOTHING in NYC is “Just 2 blocks that way”
- The doormen at our hotel loved me, even when I walked to the corner store in my pajamas
- I heard that some people are growers AND showers but I do not know this for certain
- Pretzels make horrible projectiles when trying to signal naked man in the room across the way
- Making “aboat” your secret drinking word when rooming with a Canadian….you get drunk QUICK
- Snarkers are much so much fun and so pretty
- I “clean up well,” apparently
- I have wonderful friends
I’m sure there is more but the girl child is puking again is yelling for Mama!!!
(and a big huge huge huge big Thank you to Michelle for doing all the work and making a wonderful weekend happen for all of us!!!!!!! <3 )
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ficklechick said:
you are too an awesome chaperone! I’m alive and my virginity still intact. you did good! xoxox
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Not for nothing, it was Fire and Ice that went and turned itself all Seussian.
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Is THAT what he was saying? I have a picture of that happening I need to send you
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