Wicked Pissah Y'all

May 30

I need a beer and a massage and sexy time. That is all.

Dressing left or right doesn’t tell me anything but the size of the bulge let’s me know if you have a flip phone or an iPhone. ;)

thebrooktrout replied to your post: Truthful A Day Late….

And if we dress to the left or right what does that tell you about us? Is it like hand writing analysis?

Truthful A Day Late….

• The only thing(s) you can wake me up EARLY in the morning for, and not experience physical bodily harm, dismemberment or emotional damage…..Sex

• When the guys post a picture….I always check to see if you dress to the right or the left.

• I do the same in real life too.

• Jess is even more lovely and gorgeous in person.

• Basketball/athletic shorts really give away which way you dress and show things.

• I miss talking to some folks from here like I used to but everyone has busy lives and their own things going.

• Or they don’t like me anymore…..ehhhhh couldn’t be that.

• I need a nap and sex.

• I will skip the nap for the sex.

• The B-52 is an incredible plane……it is impressive as hell to see it in flight. It’s my 2nd favorite plane.

• Previous bullet…..Dad is watching the Military channel because the football game that was played 7 months ago is finally over. And my MiL lives 2 blocks from an air force base that has a B-52 Wing and we see them every year.

Can someone explain to me why my Dad is forcing us to watching the October 22, 2011, East Carolina and Navy football game?

There is no logical reason.

NO REASON AT ALL.

None.

Zip.

Zero.

Zilch.

ARE YOU SHITTING ME??????

MY DAD IS FUCKING AWAKE WHICH MEANS HE WOKE ME UP.

2 HOURS…….I NORMALLY DON’T WAKE UP FOR 2 MORE HOURS.

THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIS ASS TO BE AWAKE THIS EARLY.

STAB STAB STAB

May 29

I forgot to show y’all what happens when grills attack……the crap in the bottom of my grill caught on fire yesterday and it over heated and I was trying to cut the gas off so it didn’t explode on me because with my luck it coulda happened, and my chin touched the grill lid and big ouchie…..will probably have a scar…..

That’s ok….chicks love scars right?

Guess who I just met…..I even rubbed the bald…..it’s good luck right!!??!!!

Awesome to meet Jess and Josh!!!!!

Almost there!!!! Fenway is a gorgeous ballpark.

Tumblr Crushes:

Truthfully…..I really really like this box.

You are very familiar with that particular type of morning torture then……I feel your pain…….we need a support group or something.

thesassiestkitten replied to your post: Dear My Dad,

Um originofme already is your dad… And my dad does the same things. He kills me in the mornings