February 2012
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Me: Since you’re sick, I’m guessing the sexy time isn’t going to happen
Huz: Probably not, unless you don’t mind me puking every now and then during
(I’m still considering it.)
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Why, yessum, I said Buggy…..y’all don’t call it that?? lol
iamtheeness replied to your post: YAY!!!!! The Huz is sick…..wait I probably got too excited about that……
hehe you said buggy.
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YAY!!!!! The Huz is sick.....wait I probably got...
let me explain…..
The Huz just called and is coming home from work, sick with stomach issues.
I am NOT excited that The Huz is sick, cause let’s face it……a sick 54 year old MAN is way worse than having 2 sick kids.
I am excited because that means the sleepover needs to be rescheduled!! NO extra kids tonight.
Don’t get me wrong, I love the two kids that were...
Thank Jeebuz it's past noon....that grocery trip...
Is cause to start drinking.
In addition to the fact that I stupidly agreed to let both kids have a friend sleep over tonight.
School vacation is going to be the death of my liver.
And my sanity.
Wednesday Shuffle
We’re Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
One - Metallica
Coming Home - John Legend
Lady (You Bring Me Up) - The Commodores
Only the Young - Journey
Forget Me Not - The Civil Wars
(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) - Beastie Boys
Chicken Fried - Zac Brown Band
Breakout - Swing Out Sister
Ring of Fire - Social Distortion
Summertime - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis...
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That time you went through all of your gchat,...
That.
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There was a DDD marathon and The Boy dvr’d it….ALLLLLLL of it and he’s been watching it constantly. Sure, I could veto it but honestly, if The Boy enjoys it and it’s something we can watch together…..I am all for it…..but at about 20 episodes I’m a bit fried!!!! Nice feet are good but bad ones are really bad.
isemancometh replied to your post:...
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I have to say…..it’s mostly guy feet that are yucky….some women have yucky feet but mostly not….women tend to take care of their feet more than men do and that makes a difference. But I’ve always had the feet thing…..maybe it’s because my dad has weird, freakish, crumpled up, crooked from a motorcycle wreck, bunion, monkey toes that he would always pinch...
Dicks.......
Girl Child: They finally finished the Red Robin
Boy Child: And the Dick’s Sporting Goods store
Girl Child: That has a bad word in it
Boy Child: What good?
Girl Child: No (pointing to crotch) the word for that
Boy Child: Whut?
Me: Dick is slang for penis Both kids dissolve into laughter and I have tears in my eyes from laughing at them.
Bad mood - 0
My Children - 1
Truthful Tuesday
I didn’t post anything yesterday…..I had nothing to say. I didn’t miss it
I pay attention to what is in the background of the pictures people post…..sometimes I pay more attention to that than the actual picture….I notice the dirty underwear, the coffee cup, the picture of your family, the stack of mail, the dildo or porn left out
Feet - gross….very few...
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But he came off his feet and then hit the kid…..I thought that was a penalty hit……..I am still learning hockey so I’m not expert but it looked dirty to me, but ehhhhhh I’m still new.
zerovalent replied to your post: Hey Hockey fans…..
Neil’s hit was clean.
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I haven’t followed hockey long enough to be one of “those fans” but I have heard tale that the Bruins have been known to play dirty. I am still learning the rules…..I just figured out what “off sides” means, thanks Markv9 and Asshat just taught me what tonight “two line passing” is. I’ve got a good handle on high sticking and icing.
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Hey Hockey fans.....
If you’re watching the Bruins game…..
What the fucking fuck was that hit???!!!
Neil just came off his feet to elbow upper cut Boychuk and was not even given a penalty for that shit????
I call bullshit.
Oh and while I type this……Turris gave Corvo an elbow to the chin…..at least he got a penalty.
Ottawa Senators are playing dirty hockey.
I want to have a pajama party.....
Girls only.
At my house, so free, no hotel money. I’ll send the kids and The Huz to a hotel.
S
Except there’s not much to do in my town. Except a pub crawl and it’s. It glamorous like NYC or Chicago and such.
We could stay in our jammie’s and watch girl movies or porn and do mani/pedis and relax one night.
But we could always pub crawl here one night and then...
Every conversation with The Huz always circles...
Me: Do you like my new manicure? It’s all my nails now, not gels.
Huz: Sure, they’d look nice wrapped around something.
Me: Haha. Do you know what this color is called?
Huz: Blowjob Red?
Me: (eye roll) Cajun Shrimp
Huz: I like my name better. And it’s true.
Me: giggle…..later.
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That time you were looking on Facebook and your...
the one you dated as a Freshman and he was a Senior and you fooled around with him but didn’t have sex with him until after you stopped dating but you didn’t really “date” when you were dating because you were too young and your parents wouldn’t let you actually go out so he would come over to your house and watch movies and play pool in your rec room, until he broke...
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They named their youngest son the same name as MY son, whom they both have met on multiple occasions….
Soooooo basically if I had married him I would have ended up with a boy named Harrison, even though mine is family, he’s 5th generation on my husband’s side.
And our babies would have been GINGERS!!!! YAY!!!!!
chronically-awesome replied to your post: That time you...
Pro Tip.......
If your platelets drop so low that you are experiencing the following symptoms:
• oral blood blisters
• bruising over your body from the slightest touch
• petechia over 90% of your body especially on your feet from wearing shoes
• uncontrollable nosebleeds
WEAR A RED SHIRT.
It doesn’t show the blood and doesn’t stain as badly.
This has been a...
2 hours.....2 HOURS.....2 little bitty LONG...
Yes, YES I did need all those exclamation marks…..I’m kind of excited.
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YAY.....MY BET IS OVER......now I get to take that...
Position available:
I need you to let me put my head in your lap while you rub a cool cloth on my face and neck and stroke my hair.
Hold my hair and softly rub my back while I puke.
Put toothpaste on my toothbrush, hand it to me with a glass of cold water when I’m done puking.
Bring me clean undies if I ask you to. Don’t ask why just do it. (having babies does things)
Help me to my feet, put...
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I didn’t get the Snark-aids but I did get the stomach bug that Harper had Sunday morning before I even flew home. Harrison started with the throwing up last night. And I started today. TONS OF FUN. xo
Thank you to everyone that sent get wells!!!! Y’all are wonderful!!!
ficklechick replied to your photo: SST——-Super Sick Thursday. The boy child has spent…
OH NO! did you get...
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When you have puked all of your stomach contents...
And you continue to puke its called the dry heaves.
What’s it called when it’s coming from the other end?
I’m asking for a friend.
zombieintheheadlights asked: Why are you so far way?!
uglystick asked: Why are you so kick ass? :)
Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your...
markv9:
realrobinisms:
I’m tipsy. I’ll answer.
do it I wont be sleeping anytime soon
Why not?
You know what's better than calling the...
Thanks muchly!!!! Xoxox
Somebody come take my phone away from me now.....
Before I do something even more stupid like
Call the ex.
I haven't watched American Idol yet....I HAVE...
and no one to underpants dance with.
This night, everybody and everything sucks. And I haz the sad.
Except the wine. The wine doesn’t suck. And I’m dancing in my underpants……dancing through the sad.
I may even touch myself inappropriately while I pout to round out my evening.
No, really, I’m fine.
I’ll be over here sucking the remains of my vodka...
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Who wants to come over and watch Idol with me and...
Now is one of the many times I wish you assholes lived closer to me.
We don’t have to watch Idol but underpants dancing is a must.
Without sex, how long is it before my vagina...
It’s been two days. TWO WHOLE DAYS.
Related: I’m horny.
(maybe this shoulda been a tweet or a Facebook status update)
Gchat and Facebook invites.............
From randoms kinda creep me out.
I have gotten several Gchat and Facebook requests from random people and I have NO idea who they are.
I use my full real name for Gchat and Facebook. I do not just broadcast my full real name on Tumblr.
When I started Tumblr, I was very careful to keep my “real” name stuff completely separate. I was very George...
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