February 2012
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uglystick asked: Why are you so kick ass? :)
Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your...
markv9:
realrobinisms:
I’m tipsy. I’ll answer.
do it I wont be sleeping anytime soon
Why not?
You know what's better than calling the...
Thanks muchly!!!! Xoxox
Somebody come take my phone away from me now.....
Before I do something even more stupid like
Call the ex.
I haven't watched American Idol yet....I HAVE...
and no one to underpants dance with.
This night, everybody and everything sucks. And I haz the sad.
Except the wine. The wine doesn’t suck. And I’m dancing in my underpants……dancing through the sad.
I may even touch myself inappropriately while I pout to round out my evening.
No, really, I’m fine.
I’ll be over here sucking the remains of my vodka...
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Who wants to come over and watch Idol with me and...
Now is one of the many times I wish you assholes lived closer to me.
We don’t have to watch Idol but underpants dancing is a must.
Without sex, how long is it before my vagina...
It’s been two days. TWO WHOLE DAYS.
Related: I’m horny.
(maybe this shoulda been a tweet or a Facebook status update)
Gchat and Facebook invites.............
From randoms kinda creep me out.
I have gotten several Gchat and Facebook requests from random people and I have NO idea who they are.
I use my full real name for Gchat and Facebook. I do not just broadcast my full real name on Tumblr.
When I started Tumblr, I was very careful to keep my “real” name stuff completely separate. I was very George...
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Wednesday Shuffle
Time - The Alan Parsons Project
I Would Die 4 U - Prince
Tarzan Boy - Baltimora
Your Love - The Outfield
Please Don’t Leave Me - P!nk
The Feeder - Dishwalla
No One Is To Blame - Howard Jones
I’ll Fly Away - Allison Krauss & Gillian Welch from the O Brother, Where Art Thou, Down From The Mountain Concert
Hot For Teacher - Van Halen
Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
Have A...
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Baked Tater Tots are like Mediocre Sex.......
Sure you will eat them and kind of enjoy them but you know that Fried Tater Tots and Great Sex are possible so you will be slightly disappointed and finish early.
But my favorite color is yellow........
you are darkslateblue #483D8B Your dominant hue is blue, making you a good friend who people love and trust. You’re good in social situations and want to fit in. Just be careful not to compromise who you are to make them happy. Your saturation level is medium - You’re not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it’s required of you. You probably don’t...
Is it the.....
wanting to talk and The Huz isn’t here that causes the sad and lonely
or is it……
The Huz isn’t here that causes the sad and lonely and wanting to talk.
Also, ANYBODY want to order Girl Scout cookies????...
Damn you Girl Scout cookies........
The first wave of orders have been delivered……to my house…..I haven’t delivered them to their owners yet.
Do you know how tempting those delicious little things are? The secret ingredient isn’t love…..it’s crack.
The second order is due tomorrow and The Girl is 58 boxes away from her goal and getting her badge. It’s times like these I wish I...
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I’ve been double clicking my mouse and I haven’t been able to pull up any recipes!!! Wait, what were we talking about again????
marienotmaria replied to your post: Pinterest…..wut?
It’s a pinboard, but it takes two clicks to get to the recipe or site to purchase. So you are just one more click to what you are looking for.
Pinterest.....wut?
What am I missing about Pinterest?
I got the invite. I actually activated the invite and signed up. I looked at it, explored it, got bored and closed it.
And there it has sat, collecting virtual dust.
I don’t get it. I get “how” it works. I just don’t get “why.”
It’s a virtual representation of the cork board I had in my room when I was in high...
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Truthful Tuesday.........
Sure, I got a truth for you…
I am NOT feeling today at all. Not one little bit.
It must be nice to be one of those women.....
the kind of woman that a man fawns over. The kind of woman that a man wants, desires, craves. The kind of woman that a man wants to read poetry too, make love to and then cuddle after. The kind of woman that a man wants to bed like a professional, hot, sweaty, visceral, physical, demanding, commanding and then bring her breakfast in bed the next morning and sweetly kiss her forehead. The kind...
wickedconfidence:
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn’t a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.~~Margaret Thatcher
I really, and I mean REALLY, need to learn this lesson.
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Noooooo way!!! I had this conversation with my roommates Sunday morning…..someone talking to me isn’t hitting on me, promise!!!!!!
goldengraham72 replied to your post: Some forgotten Snark bullets……
I’m pretty sure your first bullet is incorrect! :P haha - I definitely remember seeing you get hit on.
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I would love that pic!!! You can text me, email me, facebook me…..whatever works, I’ll message you my info!!!! Oh, and YOU are WONDERFUL!!! I am soooooo very glad I got to meet and squeeze you!!!!
auntipax replied to your post: SNARK Bullets…..cause we all love bullets….
Is THAT what he was saying? I have a picture of that happening I need to send you
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Some forgotten Snark bullets......
I did not get hit on, nor did I hit on anyone else (no, Rick, I am right this time)
I only saw one pair of boobs and only showed mine once and I saw NO Penis, none at all
I did see a cock get sucked though (not AT ALL what you think)
Soup Balls are funny and delicious
It will be a while before I can eat a hamburger without laughing
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I stand corrected, you Sir, are right. In my defense, The Road Not Taken was mentioned briefly, and I was drinking. I’ve renewed my love of poetry and men with accents aren’t so bad either.
dsb3 replied to your post: SNARK Bullets…..cause we all love bullets….
Not for nothing, it was Fire and Ice that went and turned itself allSeussian.
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SNARK Bullets.....cause we all love bullets....
I might possibly be the worst chaperon EVER……..It’s kinda like the fox guarding the hen house, I started out strong and then fell down on the job……Sorry, Renee
Fresh made hummus is actually delicious, unlike the nasty paste you buy pre-made
Sip Sak was a wonderful restaurant but I still giggle at the name….Sip Sak….cause I’m 12 and immature
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I would post all my SNARKNYC highlights, with...
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Airport fun......
While going through security a very tiny woman dropped her suitcase, that was nearly as big as she was, on my foot. Did I mention it was during the barefoot portion of security? I think my baby toe is broken.
And apparently US Air is looking for passenger Gaye Schultz.
No shit. That’s who they’re paging. Obviously her parents didn’t love her very much. Or him either one. ...
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I can't live with the shame anymore....I only did...
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Nothing says "I had fun at SNARK" like having to...
I learned some very valuable lessons at SNARK.
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I have a prime real estate....a seat at the bar at...
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I just met......
Elongrad1997, Auntipax and Goldengraham……between last night at Snafu and the first 15 minutes of SNARKNYC TONIGHT I’ve now officially met everyone that said they wanted to meet me.
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Did y'all know...EVERYTHING IN NEW YORK IS ONLY...
According to Meyechael directions.
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I got the crazy NYC taxi driver.....fuck I'm gonna...
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