Wicked Pissah Y'all
I am so fucking pissed that I am literally crying.

In the Taco Bell drive thru.

The two are unrelated.

Although, I’m sure I will be crying over the Taco Bell decision later.

;) tease!

dylissia replied to your post: Fuck you.

Only if you really want to :)

Ha!! I do the same thing, even if it’s not something I did!!! And in this case, not something you did!!!

siraim replied to your post: Fuck you.

I reflexively feel the need to apologize.

SST…..Super Sweet Thursday……TheGirlChild tucked her favorite monkey in my arm this morning before she left for school and said “Here take this, so you don’t get lonely and miss me today. I love you.”  

She’s my favorite daughter.

SST…..Super Sweet Thursday……TheGirlChild tucked her favorite monkey in my arm this morning before she left for school and said “Here take this, so you don’t get lonely and miss me today. I love you.”

She’s my favorite daughter.

I miss looking forward to somebody.
Fuck you.

——I’m sorry did I say that out loud?

Good, because I meant to.

You will have to consult with your waxologist to determine exactly what that entails for your personal situation!! ;)

retoocs replied to your post “Today is an all “feels,” no brain day”

Exactly what all is involved in a vaginacure.
Today is an all “feels,” no brain day

And I don’t like it.

  • The upstairs toilet has been leaking for a week.  Therefore, the water has been shut off to it and it’s out of commission.  I am not a damn plumber, neither is TheHuz.  But I think he should have fixed it or had it fixed by now.  
  • And now we are down to one bathroom, like cave people or something like that.
  • So, I peed in the shower.
  • The difference between me and those people on the reality tv shows is……wealth and common sense and manners. I have two of the three.
  • Ok, 1 and a half of the 3.
  • TheHuz got me a new car yesterday…..kind of?  It’s not really a new car, it’s the car that I have been driving for the last 3 years but the lease is up and he bought it for me.  Or he will have bought it for me in 3 years when the payments are fulfilled.  It’s fully loaded and I will drive the wheels off that sombiatch.
  • It’s a van, not a car.
  • Lost and kept off 8 lbs.  Could have lost more if I actually worked more than driving by the gym.  But still 8 POUNDS GONE!!!!
  • I have deeper thoughts but I choose to not share them here……I judge myself harshly enough and am my own worst critic, I don’t need others doing it for me.
  • It’s weird, I started this blog to be able to brain/emotional dump without judgement…….and now I care about what y’all think about me so I don’t.  And that’s just stupid because I care more about what y’all think of me than y’all think about what I do.
  • I need a manicure, a pedicure and a vaginacure.
  • Did I put the comma in the correct place or not?  I think I did but I took English/grammar/writing like 50hundred years ago.  
  • Now, y’all are trying to figure out which comma I am referencing because, spoiler alert, there are a lot, like a lot lot of misplaced commas.

Probably my favorite version of this song ever……I may or may not have just listened to it like 11venty times in a row.

Apparently I had a selfie session when I got home last night. I was surprised to find them on my phone and that they weren’t too bad.

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